How to Make a Bed

Hi everyone! Scout signing on here. One of my favorite things to do is help the Missus with her housework. Today we washed the sheets and are making the bed.

Now, this may seem simple to the untrained eye, but it is actually a very dangerous covert operation, as I will explain to you in steps.

Assessing how I can kill whatever is making these bumps move...

Assessing what is making these bumps move, and how I can kill it.

Next, I must bite the victim with my fangs and stun it into submission

Next, I must bite the victim to stun it into submission

Cat playing on the bed

I will then surprise attack with my razor sharp claws!

Uh oh... I think my fang is stuck.

Uh oh… I think my fang is stuck.

Uh, sorry about the little holes... but there is always a price to pay for defeating the enemy!

Uh, sorry about the little holes… but we’ve defeated the enemy!

All in all, it was a fair fight, and the best cat won. I look forward to the next mission!

Meow for now,

Scout

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