A letter to Santa from Kona:
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is to sleep in MY bed again
When you came down the chimney last night, I left you milk and two cookies, AND these two animal – things. Though I was VERY happy to wake up this morning and see that the milk and cookies were gone, I’m afraid you forgot to take these critters with you!!!!
I’m sure you made a mistake… can you come back? Please??? There are lots of little humans in other homes who would LOVE to play with these things!!!!
I just want to sleep in my smelly, cushy bed again. I miss curling up and snoring next to my humans every night.
I will have these creatures waiting for you tonight – please don’t mess up again.